Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-07-04 05:49:59 · 17 answers · asked by Love Exists? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2007-07-04 05:50:10 · update #1
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
2007-07-04 05:51:20 · update #2
thank you NO Prozac for dad today depression gone .amen thanks for the ha, has here's one back for you www.laughyourway.com brains www.markgungur.com what on a mens mind and whats on a woman's brain ..the preachers wife bought an expensive dress the husband said didn't i tell you next time you get temped to buy an expensive dress to say get behind me Satan? she said i did and he said it looks good from back there too.....luv dad
2007-07-04 06:24:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. The first blond joke was the best.
2007-07-04 06:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by Skippy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good well i bought a intercourse funny story for you wish you adore it :) on listening to that her grandad had simply died kate went and visited her nan to remedy her while she requested how he died her nan replyed by way of sayin that he had had a center assault whilst makin love two her kate stated that it was once foolish that two ancient persons in which havin intercourse because it was once askin for difficulty her nan replyed by way of sayin that they used to do it to the gradual speed of the church bells because it was once simply the correct pace she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by way of sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he could nonetheless be alive at present'' :) xxx
2016-09-05 14:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I loved the one about the blond girl ! Oh and I saw your other question and it was so sweet! hugs!
2007-07-04 09:44:07 · answer #4 · answered by E.T.01 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool. I guess Muslims do tell jokes afterall.
2007-07-04 05:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG I love the lawyer one!
2007-07-04 05:53:33 · answer #6 · answered by Marley Sunshine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL !
thanx for the laugh..these are realy very good jokes !
2007-07-04 07:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by ★Roshni★ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny i would tell you a joke but all the jokes i know are x rated
2007-07-04 06:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved the one about the blind man and the other blondes that surrounded him.
HILARIOUS!
2007-07-04 05:54:31 · answer #9 · answered by cranberry 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol, I liked the lawyer one. :P
2007-07-04 05:57:33 · answer #10 · answered by Meatwad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋