Doctor,"What seem to be the problem?"
Patient,"Doc,I've got the farts.I mean I fart all the time,"
The doctor nods,"Hmm."
Patient,"My farts do not stink and you can't hear them.It's just that I fart all the time.Look, we've been talking here for 10 minuts and i've farted five times.You did'nt hear them and did'nt smell them,do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He pick up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled"Great doc.This prescription,will it really clear up my farts?"
"No, sighs the Doctor,"The prescription is to clear your sinuses.Next week I want you back for a hearing test."
2007-07-04 04:38:05 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great jane
2007-07-04 04:45:36 · answer #1 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Embarrasing for the patient..
FUNNY LOL!i heard this joke before but said differently.It goes like this.An old lady helps an old man with making people put the money in the basket,and the old lady farted.She told the old man "I just farted and i didn't hear it." and the old guy said "I don't know about you but i think you should clean your ears."
2007-07-04 04:47:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure she must of known he had a farting condition before she married him so why complain now. I'm sure its a medical condition so why not get him to get it checked.
2016-05-18 00:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 11:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
careless whisper really stinks
2007-07-04 05:03:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before but still funny =)
2007-07-04 04:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-07-04 05:21:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old --- and still very very funny....
Thanks for the fun...
Aaron.
2007-07-04 05:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-07-04 04:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by ALLY R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a joke.
2007-07-04 04:53:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋