A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:"Excuthe me,
Mither,do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on one knee,So that he was on her level,And asks:"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fawwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice:"I don't fink my pyfon really giveth a thit."
2007-07-04 03:38:16 · 21 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
xcellent a*4u <(((><
2007-07-04 11:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-17 23:54:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have Three Stars!
2007-07-04 03:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by angelicawalker123 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA. Just goes to show kids are smarter than adults give them credit for.
2007-07-04 03:53:01 · answer #4 · answered by Doc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats awesomely hilarious!!!! very unexpected and so cute lol 10/10 and a star for u!!! =)
2007-07-04 03:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 10:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It juth goes to thow you dothn't it
2007-07-04 03:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww thats cute and funny. lol.
2007-07-05 05:49:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget that. Have two stars!
2007-07-04 03:43:35 · answer #9 · answered by politicsguy 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats a joke conan has told many many times
2007-07-04 03:41:02 · answer #10 · answered by jenny 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha ha have a star
2007-07-04 03:52:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋