A gay guy falls in love with a proctologist. He goes to the proctologist's office and says that he has an obstruction.
So the proctologist sticks his hand up the guy's *** but can't find anything. However, he notices that the man has an erection, so the proctologist cuts short the examination and orders the gay guy out of his office.
The next day, the gay guy calls the proctologist and claims he has another obstruction. The proctologist doesn't believe him but the guy claims he is in great pain, so the doctor relents.
When the guy arrives, the doctor sticks his hand up the guy's *** again but this time he finds something. "Good God!" the doctor exclaims, "No wonder you're in pain. There are two dozen roses shoved up your ***."
The gay guy turns around excitedly and says, "Read the card! Read the Card!"
2007-07-04 02:42:19 · 18 answers · asked by Dolly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Zorak says, "That is a sick and twisted joke. I likes, I likes!!!! Bwaa Haa Haa!!!"
2007-07-04 06:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by enbsayshello 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!! , oldie but goodie, there are two gay guys walking down the street when they are passing a funeral parlor, the one looks at the other and says, " Hey what do you think about stopping in a sucking down a couple of cold ones? :))"
2007-07-04 09:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-04 11:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by vanhammer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-04 09:57:53 · answer #4 · answered by jeffrm64 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-07-04 09:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by Ylang-Ylang 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow he must be very talented to get 24 roses up his ****
2007-07-04 09:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by My pic looks good 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 10/10
2007-07-04 12:25:05 · answer #7 · answered by kissypuppys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA hillarious
2007-07-04 09:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by reapers_shadow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow lmfao
2007-07-04 09:51:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooooh bad
2007-07-04 10:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by suze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋