The little chap shouts " QUIET PLEASE!! "the crowd goes silent and the man says " ladies & gentlemen, today i will give any person here £ 50,000 cash if they can swim to the other end of this shark infested pool!! " The crowd emit a nervous ,excited murmer but nobody steps forward!
" OK EY DOKEY! how about £50000 cash, a mansion & any **** in the world you want!! "
SPLASH!! the crowd turn & watch in disbelief as a man starts swimming like a madman!
halfway up the pool a shark takes a chunk out of his leg & blood starts spreading all over the pool.
he keeps going and soldiers on, swimming through the pain he drags himself out of the pool bleeding like a good un!
the crowd surround him & the little man kneels down beside him " WOW! your a helluva guy! heres your £ 50,000 cash,your mansions paid for now what **** do you want sir?
the swimmer stares intentllyy at the man & says " the only **** i want is the **** that pushed me in".
2007-07-04 02:32:15 · 15 answers · asked by mrg69 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Like it, have a star for making me giggle.
2007-07-04 02:36:13 · answer #1 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Funny, but I like the version where he didn't get a chunk bit outta his leg...
2007-07-04 09:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't know what I'm suppose to say, everyone is getting thumbs down. Well I enjoyed it. Never heard it before. Thanks. I guess I will get a thumbs down also.
2007-07-04 11:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
F'in funny
2007-07-04 09:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by RagingNaruto 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
old but Very funny X Cindy
2007-07-04 09:37:14 · answer #5 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Tee hee heeeee!!!
Thats a good 'un!
2007-07-04 09:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one
2007-07-04 09:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by fox_71498 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
heard that too many times already...
2007-07-04 09:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by moonlight 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hahah, wuta ****!
2007-07-04 10:29:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol,like it
2007-07-04 09:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by suze 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋