A senior citizen's group charters a bus from Brooklyn to Atlantic City. As they entered New Jersey, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says "I've just been molested!"
The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.
A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver starts to think he may have a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.
"I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it keeps running away..."
2007-07-04 02:24:36 · 17 answers · asked by Dolly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ewwwwww
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GET THESE IMAGES OUT OF MY BRAIN NOW!!!
2007-07-04 02:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-08 03:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by sanderson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-04 02:30:54 · answer #3 · answered by RagingNaruto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL the thought of those old women running and him thinking hey where did it go makes me crack up. Thank you so much!!!!
-mel
2007-07-04 02:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by Married and loving it!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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never mind ladygarden
there more like granny's overgrowth
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2007-07-04 02:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought you said"I lost my tepee"
2007-07-04 04:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew.
2007-07-04 02:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh..gross dude..but hilarious.
2007-07-04 02:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny
2007-07-04 02:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by Emily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny :-)
2007-07-04 02:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by Richard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋