An older couple decides to retire for the evening. The husband was almost asleep as his head hit his pillow, but his wife felt a little romantic and wanted to talk.
She says, "You know, when we were courting, you liked to hold my hand".
Wearily, he reaches across and holds her hand for a few seconds, and then tries to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she says, "After that, you used to kiss me softly".
Mildly irritated, he turns over and gives her a peck on the cheek and again settles down for the night.
Thirty seconds later she says, "Then after that, you used to bite me lightly on my neck".
Angrily, he throws back the bed covers and gets out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asks.
"To get my teeth!"
2007-07-04 02:23:26 · 11 answers · asked by Dolly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. lol
Here's another.....
An elderly couple out for an evening stroll in the old neighborhood end up sitting in a pub, which was their old hangout in days gone by..
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern and I made love to you against the back fence."
“Yes, she says, "I remember it well"
"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"
Mean while..there's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself.
He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers trying to go at it.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."
So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching Policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about forty minutes.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about Life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing I've got to ask them what their secret is.
As the couple pass, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
2007-07-04 02:34:27 · answer #1 · answered by Polo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL I hope my husband does this when we are old cause it is so sweet!!! LOL
-mel
2007-07-04 09:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by Married and loving it!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved that one,i needed a laugh right now
2007-07-04 09:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-07-04 09:32:04 · answer #4 · answered by RagingNaruto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-07-04 10:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by suze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeewww.... Grossly funny!!!
2007-07-04 09:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaa haaa haaaa.... "takes a breath"....hee hee hee... that is so funny. cute.
2007-07-04 09:32:20 · answer #7 · answered by curious? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... really sweet!!
2007-07-04 09:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by moonlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!! star,
2007-07-04 11:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's hilarious!!!!!
And they say romance is dead!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-04 09:26:25 · answer #10 · answered by politicalghettogirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋