I saw a "Honk if you really love Jesus" bumper sticker, bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed.
I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought
about the Lord, & didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord because pretty soon he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. Why, it was like a football game with him shouting, "Go, Jesus Christ, Go"! Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him
yelling something like “Sunny beach! Sunny beach! Go!” and I saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I had recently asked my two grandsons what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.”Same to you too sunny beaches!”
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed, and I stepped on the gas. It's a good thing I did, because I was the only car to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned out the window, gave them a big smile, and held up the Hawaiian Good Luck sign as I drove away. Praise
the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Love ya all,
Grandma
2007-07-04 01:58:49 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The title should have read 'Love Jesus'
2007-07-04 02:36:45 · update #1
how funny~
2007-07-09 10:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You, sir, deserve an award for originality, creativity, and writing. Funniest garl danged thing I ever saw here. I wanna write Yahoo and tell them to put you at level 7 with all privileges and honors. Let me know if you ever need a letter of recommendation.
2007-07-04 02:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, we must have the same grandmother. Does your grandmother drive a light green 1978 Buick 4 door sedan and only the drivers side front door opens?
2007-07-04 02:10:55 · answer #3 · answered by OldGringo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Love that joke, thanks for the reminder! Here is one for you!
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of people that would name a rotweiller Jesus," the bird answered.
2007-07-04 02:29:02 · answer #4 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Put it like this...
That ain't the Hawiian Good Luck Sign...
Good thing you drove away 'coz you would'ave lost your Bollocks... Have a Star... lmao
2007-07-04 22:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny
Well, if I could drive, and had a car
then I would honk
because of both things
lol
good thing you saw the light
one of them guys may have had a gun
2007-07-09 06:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by Ally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandma-good one. By the way, Oral( you bet i do) Roberts said you are a sinner. But the two teenage hookers he was with were laughing.
2007-07-10 09:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke has been around a while and could be tightened up to be flow faster but it is a good clean refreshing joke the first time
2007-07-04 02:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, I hope Moses and Jesus were riding along!
2007-07-09 15:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was great but your title was messes when you put honk if you live jesus and that totally ruined it for me
2007-07-11 12:24:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Cute.
Sunny beaches!!!
..i.,
2007-07-04 02:18:54 · answer #11 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋