Lady goes to buy a parrot from a pet store and is offered one very cheap because it has spent its life in the local brothel and has learnt some bad words.
She takes it home and puts the cage in the lounge.
Parrot looks around and says "new house, new madam, OK"
Teenage daughters come home and parrot says "new girls, OK"
Husband comes home and parrot says "Hi Keith"
2007-07-04 01:55:10 · 6 answers · asked by oldhombre 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA! Good one! Here's another parrot joke:
This burglar just picked the lock on a rich mans home & as he eased the door open he heard a voice shout "Jesus is watching you! Jesus is watching you!" The startled burglar runs towards his car but looks back to see the door still cracked & no one chasing him so he returns, steps inside & again hears "Jesus is watching you! Jesus is watching you!" then he sees a parrot in a cage. The burglar walks up to the parrot & says "How clever, a talking parrot!...Are there anymore pets in this house?" The parrot replies..."yes, our killer pit bull! Here Jesus! Here Jesus!"
2007-07-04 02:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by SmallVoiceInBigWorld 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"WOW!" What a lovely joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll give you a star!!!
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2007-07-04 02:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's a brothel?
I get it! Keith goes to the brothel so he knows him!
STAR
2007-07-04 01:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 02:01:30 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one!
2007-07-04 02:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by OldGringo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, cute.
2007-07-04 02:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋