When a concerned wife called him at home for the third time, the doctor lost his patience. "There isn't a damn thing wrong with your husband," he said. "I've checked him out thoroughly and he only thinks he's sick."
A week later the woman ran into the physician on the street. "How's your husband?" he asked.
"Terrible," the woman replied. "Now he thinks he's dead."
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2007-07-04 01:50:30 · 10 answers · asked by jenny 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not funny. Did you forget the joke?
2007-07-04 03:38:41 · answer #1 · answered by ncbrave25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.....it's a bit funny...the part where i think was funny was the part---"There isn't a damn thing wrong with your husband,"he said."I've checked him out thoroughly and he only thinks he's sick." and "Terrible,"the woman replied."Now he thinks he's dead." Those parts. The rest, so-so...
2007-07-04 01:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by Element 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-08 03:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by sanderson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so tragically funny…LMAO!!! You earned yourself a star!!!
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2007-07-04 02:08:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute not really a great joke but would be funny to see in a movie or sumeting
2007-07-04 02:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by SJV <333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-07-04 01:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STAR
2007-07-04 01:52:51 · answer #7 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its better than your riddles
2007-07-04 01:58:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL,jenny.You crack me up!
2007-07-04 03:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-07-04 01:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by Radio_head 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋