Three guys are riding in their truck, drinking beer, having a good ol' time. The driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car so he pulls over. The other two are real nervous, "What do we do with our beers? We're in trouble!" "No," the driver says, "just do this: pull the label off of your beer bottle and stick it to your forehead and let me do the talking." So they all pull the labels off their beer bottles and stick 'em to their foreheads. The policeman walks up and says, "You boys were swerving down the road. Have you been drinking?" The driver says, "Oh, no officer," and points to his forehead, "we're on the patch, trying to quit."
2007-07-04 01:37:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was one of the best that I have heard for a couple of weeks. Keep on putting them on so we can all have a good start to the day
2007-07-04 01:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 01:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i like lame jokes you may have noticed good one
2007-07-04 01:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny. lol
2007-07-04 04:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-07-04 01:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear...
Please tell me you made that one up because if you did I would say it's really good...
:)
2007-07-04 01:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it should read occifer
2007-07-04 01:41:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good to see your still at it lord loki. made me chortle thanks
2007-07-04 02:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....funny!
2007-07-04 01:41:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋