Two blonds were going to disneyworld. they finaly came to a sign that said "Disey World, left." so the blondes turned around and went back home.....
get it?
2007-07-04 01:33:16 · 19 answers · asked by jay_ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im a dude thats why my name is JAY
2007-07-04 01:59:26 · update #1
oh and if i offended any blondes sorry..... didnt mean to.
2007-07-04 02:01:32 · update #2
I like it. I almost always like blonde jokes.
:oD
2007-07-04 02:13:29 · answer #1 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! , there was a blonde on a flight who boarded the plane and sat in first class, the stewardess checked her ticket and told her she would need to move to the coach section of the plane as she hadn't paid for a first class seat ,the blonde refused to move so the stewardess went and got the pilot to convince her to move . The pilot arrived to the woman's seat and quietly had a conversation with her and then the woman got up and headed back to the coach section of the plane. The stewardess shocked that the pilot was able to get her to move inquired of him how he was able to get her to move , the pilot said it was simple, I asked her what her destination was and she said Cleveland, I told her that the coach section was heading there, first class is flying to Phoenix :))
2007-07-04 01:42:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took those blondes two days to get home because they saw a sign that said Clean Washrooms Ahead Next 50 miles, and when they got home they were really tired from cleaning those washrooms.
2007-07-04 02:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the blond turn on the light after having Sex?
Opened the car door
2007-07-04 01:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by kevrigger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
It's like the Airport one. Or really any blond joke with (Insert Destination here), left.
2007-07-04 01:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 01:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lmno
2007-07-04 02:16:03 · answer #7 · answered by SJV <333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-07-04 01:36:29 · answer #8 · answered by Zigmaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, even if I'm blond
2007-07-04 01:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by Blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How could we get it if it already left?
2007-07-04 01:36:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋