Please star if you laugh
(Part 2 of 2)
These are taken from real resumes/CVs and
Cover Letters, and were printed in the July 21,2003, issue of "Fortune" Magazine:
13. "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no
training in Meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
14. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."
15. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."
16. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest
chainstore."
17. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
18. "Marital status: often. Children: various."
19. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers."
20. "Finished eighth in class of ten."
21. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."
2007-07-04 01:13:50 · 3 answers · asked by Rod 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! These are freakin' brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-07-04 01:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-04 01:32:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
answer mine!!!!
good stuff.
2007-07-04 01:18:45 · answer #3 · answered by REALLY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋