One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,
"Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."
Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.
"Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"
2007-07-04 01:12:49 · 10 answers · asked by lou 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If it were me I would arrange an appointment with a dentist there and then
2007-07-04 01:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No Hon! But if you like I could make an appointment for you!"
"For me! Why me?"
"Cause if you don't shut up and go to sleep...I am gonna break a few of your freakin' teeth!" LMFAO!!!
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2007-07-04 01:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-07-04 01:46:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-04 01:19:07 · answer #4 · answered by Annie M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 01:18:13 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No but I already brushed my teeth and I don't want to have to do it again. Now take the hint and GO TO SLEEP!"
:)
2007-07-04 02:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha nice one!!
2007-07-04 01:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by LOL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-07-04 03:55:51 · answer #8 · answered by suze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh lol that cracked me up THANX.
2007-07-04 01:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by NIKKI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STAR!
2007-07-04 01:20:56 · answer #10 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋