Please star if you laugh
These are taken from real resumes/CVs and
Cover Letters, and were printed in the July 21,2003, issue of "Fortune"
Magazine:
1. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet
pogroms."
2. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year."
4. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."
5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."
6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."
7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people."
8. "Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience."
9. "I was working for my mom until she decided to move."
10. "Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No
commitments."
11. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
12. "I am loyal to my employer at all costs... Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office email
2007-07-04 01:11:33 · 5 answers · asked by Rod 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-04 01:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-04 01:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by Redhead 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-04 01:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-04 01:14:24 · answer #4 · answered by Taddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god!!
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2007-07-04 01:50:00 · answer #5 · answered by Blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋