A man walks into a doctor's office and the doctor informs him he has bad news and worse news.......
The doctor then tells the man that he only has 24 hours left to live
The man shocked at this news asks "how could it possibly be worse then that?"
The doc replies "I found out yesterday and forgot to call you when I found out"
2007-07-04 00:54:28 · 5 answers · asked by Pale Rider 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 01:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice one
take this one am not sure if you wil like it but it is about Dr. also
It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him
- he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill
but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
so are you dirty minded or not? i need an answer lol
2007-07-04 08:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by Kamilia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
STAR
2007-07-04 08:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha cheers!!!
2007-07-04 08:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by Taddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok lol.
2007-07-04 07:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋