There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest swimmer. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."
2007-07-04 00:41:48 · 16 answers · asked by Dolly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'Z SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY GUD JOKE!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 xoxoxooxoxoxoxox
2007-07-04 00:46:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brunettes
2016-05-17 23:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl. That is one of the best blonde jokes I ever heard. Truly excellent in a class of its own, well worth ten stars if I could give them. - sorry its only one.
2007-07-04 00:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was the blonde using?
2007-07-04 00:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by brother jebediah 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good one made me laugh just a bit ~~
2007-07-04 00:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better than most blonde jokes. lol!
2007-07-04 00:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by syllylou77 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Very goodx
2007-07-04 00:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by LOL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny, never heard that one before, here's a star for you.
2007-07-04 01:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by Want Your Bad Romance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol keep em comming
2007-07-04 00:48:10 · answer #9 · answered by kambueno01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...hey...u always hav really funny jokes..keep on posting them.
2007-07-04 00:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋