Lie Clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie"
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"George's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
2007-07-04 00:39:56 · 12 answers · asked by The JRTs will rule the world 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its not worth the paper its printed on ~~
2007-07-04 00:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I heard that one before but I still liked it a lot
2007-07-04 07:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by Yo mamma ;) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent sense of humor. I loved it.
2007-07-04 07:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a waste of a good joke. I suppose GW is the only politician who ever told a lie? Grow up a little. They are all out to pull something on the people.
2007-07-04 07:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by eldude 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Nice one LOL
2007-07-04 07:51:24 · answer #5 · answered by Kamilia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we could point it our way we could end global warming.
2007-07-04 07:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by Texas Tiger 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i found this hilarious and don't stop telling jokes like that
2007-07-04 07:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol its a true story!!star for you=)
2007-07-04 07:56:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoaa ha ha ha ! Good one ,I'm stealing it !
2007-07-04 07:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
gr8
2007-07-04 07:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by santosh R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋