When i was about 15 and i had intercourse with a girl my fore skin would get stuck back for days,it used to kill me rubbing on my boxers.I was soooooo embarrased telling the doctor,I had to drop my boxers and jeans and he showed me what to do,pmls.It really is true.
2007-07-03 23:41:43 · 17 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Health ➔ Other - Health
lol..... I got a pen top stuck up my...................
Nose lol (before I get reported)
2007-07-05 11:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by Maria S © 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me personally but a client of mine when I used to do home care. I got to the old lady's house to make her tea as usual. When I got there she was in some pain and saying her back and bottom where really hurting her! As I am not a qualified nurse I was not allowed to make an assessment myself and had to call out a doctor. Her arrived after some persuasion,home visits are hard to get these days. His diagnosis? Her knickers were too tight!! Didn't know whether to laugh or cry!! Her name was Elsie and her husband was called Sidney,I used to call them Smelsie and Skidney.....I no longer work in health care!
2007-07-03 23:59:23 · answer #2 · answered by New Boots. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasnt so much embarrasing the problem that I had to see my docter about but it was the fact that my mum accompanied me to see the docter about contraception when I was 15 I nearly died of embarrasment when she went on about her young days of having sex. I was horrified as it was bad enough as I didn't want her knowing I was having sex let alone finding out what she used to get up to before she met my dad
2007-07-03 23:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, so many! Twice Ive had an infected gland in my wotsit tht made one lip swell up so I couldnt sit... Then I got gastroenteritis and couldnt stop sh*tting and puking so had to wear old lady diapers.... theyre the worst actually! Man I am laughing and gagging at my own story!! xx
2007-07-03 23:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by Secret Squirrel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wont go into details about the specific problem....suffice to say, it involved a thin metal rod with a hoop on the business end being inserted into the end of my....oh, god the memories still make my eyes water....and then pulled out again...several times......
I could swear the swine of a Doctor was smiling as he did it, too.....
2007-07-03 23:52:30 · answer #5 · answered by Simon L 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a 3rd degree pile, which kept bleeding and was the size of a golf ball. I eventually plucked up the courage to go see the doc. Obviously he needed to examine me,told me his diagnosis and asked if i wanted him to shove it back inside.(red faced to match me pile) He did, but as soon as I walked out of the surgery it fell back oot again, lol. I since had this removed (felt like I was shitting barbed wire and glass).
2007-07-03 23:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by helen jt 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A woman I used to work with had to have emergency surgery for a huge hemorrhoid.. I felt so sorry for her, cause everyone kept asking why she was out of work for a week!! Poor thing!
2007-07-03 23:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by LawComm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a mole on the end of my penis.
I went along believing that consultations with the doctor were supposedly 'cofidential'. The b&st&rd still reported me to the R.S.P.C.A.
2007-07-04 00:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by micksmixxx 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fancy meeting you here!!! lol! I'll have to get back to the question cos I can't think sorry Dave x
2007-07-03 23:55:43 · answer #9 · answered by kinkyclara2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine was when my mole started to hurt on my back. It got bigger and changed shape. I thought I had skin cancer.....Luckily it was only a zit! My doctor squeezed it for me..................
2007-07-03 23:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by clare 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a joke to me. Been there, done that.
2007-07-03 23:44:55 · answer #11 · answered by Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋