The seven most important men in a womans life
1 the doctor-who tells her to take off her clothes
2 the dentist-who tells her to open wide
3 the milkman-who asks her do you want it in the front or round the back
4the hairdresser-who asks her do you want it teased or blown
5 the interior designer-who assure her that once its inside you'll love it
6 the banker- who insists to her that if you take it out too soon you'll lose interest
7 the primal hunter- who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her to keep quiet and lie still.
thankyou <)))><
2007-07-03 23:16:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WELL Darn it that's just a horrible joke! haha!
2007-07-04 10:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! The 7 wonders of a Woman's Quickies.
2007-07-03 23:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by vonqualimax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeees.
2007-07-03 23:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one!
send more such in...
take a star from me + **********************
Do u know there is one other important man in a womans life......
THE WASHERMAN (who washes clothes) / the laundry man who asks a woman,.......
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" REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES AND TELL ME WHEN SHOULD I COME.... IN THE NIGHT OR DURING DAYTIME?"
2007-07-03 23:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 23:20:07 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one,well set up
"Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land. 600 feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct! "
"Tower to pilot. Tower to pilot. Repeat after me, 'Our Father, which art in heaven...'"
2007-07-03 23:25:27 · answer #6 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one made me laugh
have a star
2007-07-03 23:20:43 · answer #7 · answered by ALLY R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my motto AGAIN
" NOTHING SUS "
u may want to use that motto afterwoods your sus jokes ok??
anyway......thanx 4 tha funnnyyyy joke!! im in stitches ( not relly) well iloni
2007-07-03 23:22:21 · answer #8 · answered by LegitXFlabz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Commened..... Straight 'A's
2007-07-03 23:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can have a star
2007-07-03 23:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by amy l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋