i posted this joke as an answer to a sad ;[ persons question but i thought it is really cute so id share it with you all ..enjoy & a star if u like it ;]
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
"I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the
manager and HE reads...
"W I N A B A G E L"
2007-07-03 23:08:48 · 9 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one indeed!!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.
As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing.
2007-07-03 23:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
good one! but how on earth the blonde read "win a bagel" as winnebago? are the blondes really like that? :)
2007-07-04 06:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by gee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 06:13:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that made my day. Very funny blond joke!!
2007-07-04 09:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yawn!
2007-07-04 06:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ltmss 10+
2007-07-04 06:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it had the makings of a great joke. then i go ruining it by not getting the punchline....hahahahhahaha
(im not blonde.....[seriously, im not])
2007-07-04 07:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!! good job!! star for you! xD
2007-07-04 06:17:38 · answer #8 · answered by Sputnik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
URGH! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!
but still it was a time pass
2007-07-04 06:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋