This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your car (whatever make or model, not fussy), hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you gethome from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call 07898 342547 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the R.S.P.C.A. about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever
2007-07-03 22:46:04 · 9 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Holy $h!t! That was a Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! I could shower you with stars for this one… truly awesome!
“Wishing all Americans a Very Enjoyable, Safe & Happy Independence Day today July 4th! May there be no untoward incidents!
Hey America! My prayers are with you!!!”
2007-07-03 23:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Ad!
2007-07-04 05:53:41 · answer #2 · answered by SavvySue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 06:18:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super one !!
star for u
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
2007-07-04 05:54:18 · answer #4 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
cool
2007-07-04 06:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah another gem
2007-07-04 06:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. dont tell me that you was the one of them 15000.
2007-07-04 06:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
so who got her?
2007-07-04 05:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by MrFlibble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really liked it!
2007-07-04 05:55:18 · answer #9 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋