An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
2007-07-03 22:39:55 · 11 answers · asked by Dolly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey Mark! Im irish too so i don't feel bad posting it we're well able to laugh at ourselves!! x x
2007-07-03 23:05:49 · update #1
Very good, made me laugh for the first time today.
2007-07-03 22:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by lindyloo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah nice one
3 men board a plane with beer bottles.
They are Italian, Spanish, and Irish.
They fly over to Italy, and drop a bottle.
They fly to Spain, and drop a bottle.
They fly to Ireland and drop a bomb.
They fly back to Italy and they see a little boy crying.
"Little boy why are you crying" they ask.
"Because my daddy got hit in the head with a beer bottle"
They fly to Spain and they see a little girl crying.
"Little girl why are you crying" they ask.
"Because my mommy got hit in the head with a beer bottle".
They fly to Ireland and see a little boy laughing hysterically.
"Little boy why are you laughing" they ask.
"Because my daddy farted and blew up the house"
2007-07-03 23:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-04 01:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a good laugh.Btw.I'm Irish.
2007-07-03 23:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by michael k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you make me lough man. good one. you get a star for this from me.
2007-07-03 23:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can have star but heard this one before
2007-07-03 23:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by amy l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
it actually makes sense
2007-07-03 22:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by MrFlibble 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! That's a good one!!!
2007-07-03 22:43:06 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Miss Sausage ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-07-03 22:45:38 · answer #9 · answered by Al 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-03 23:28:02 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋