witha plane about to crash, the captain asks the passengers. 'Does anyone on board believe in the power of prayer?'
a preacher immediately puts his hand up
'good' said the captain. 'we're one parachute short
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What did the kamikaze pilot instructor say to his students?- watch closely, l'm only going to do this once
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did you hear about the bisexual donkey?
it had a hee in the morning and a haw at night
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what has four legs and flies?
a dead horse
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did you hear about the irish wolfhound?
it got caught in a trap, it chewed off three legs, but was still caught
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what doyou call a man who cries while he masturbates?
a tearjerker
if you like em, apply a star please
the number of stars gained might encourage me to post some more
2007-07-03 22:33:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if anyone can select a subject, l will see what l can find for you
2007-07-03 23:00:08 · update #1
OK YOU BOSSY GIT. That better, mind my joke's are better,hahahahha!
2007-07-04 10:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great stuff ,and a star
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, "Are you ready to order?"
Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."
"A quickie?!?" The waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu." She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Bill, it's pronounced 'Quiche.'"
2007-07-03 23:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"did you hear about the irish wolfhound?
it got caught in a trap, it chewed off three legs, but was still caught"
lmao, not heard that one!
2007-07-03 22:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were all funny Lol. my favorite was 3 then 1 then 2
2016-05-17 23:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were good 1 star for you
2007-07-03 22:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by amy l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a subject for you.....jehovah's, go on ive given you a star so giz another joke. lol
2007-07-04 02:04:29 · answer #6 · answered by tracieisland 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, you've done a good job at cheering me up when I'm poorly
2007-07-03 22:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by Little Bear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-03 23:28:42 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he buzzing
2007-07-03 22:36:44 · answer #9 · answered by K.Rowley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humor is never a bad thing :)
2007-07-03 22:38:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋