The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great Chest you have!"
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive Calves you have!"
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the Apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like
that.
The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite
after I saw how short the fuse was !!!!!!
*STAR IF YOU LIKE:-)
2007-07-03 21:09:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Holy $h!t! That was a Freakin’ Scream! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
“Wishing all Americans a Very Enjoyable, Safe & Happy Independence Day today July 4th! May there be no untoward incidents!
Hey America! My prayers are with you!!!”
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2007-07-03 21:51:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh, it's was funny. I gave you a star.lol lol.Don't judge the book by its cover the saying goes. Because one is perfect in the outside doesn't mean he's perfect all over does it?.
2007-07-04 04:15:57 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Das ist Fantastisch! Das ist Gút...
2007-07-04 04:33:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! This is what they mean when they say, the bigger the body, the smaller the strength.
:)
2007-07-04 04:36:44 · answer #4 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. nice one mate. keep good work up. you got a star from me for this one.
2007-07-04 06:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very good, made me laugh x
2007-07-04 07:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by LOL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaahaaaahaaaaa.....first joke i ahve heard all day and ive actually never heard that one before....well done for giving me my first chuckle of the day!!
2007-07-04 04:57:46 · answer #7 · answered by Dollypants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the first giggle in my otherwise crappy day so far.
2007-07-04 04:13:43 · answer #8 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-07-04 04:13:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dirty but i liked it a star from me
2007-07-04 06:48:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋