Pinocchio and Splinters
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your
"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
^from Comedy Central joke of Day^
2007-07-03 19:59:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha u make me laugh me a lot send more jokes like these please
2007-07-03 20:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by sweet girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so gross but funny
10 outa 10
hahha im in stitches but grossed out....my lil sister is watchin me nd she doesnt get it...so SHHHH
2007-07-04 03:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by LegitXFlabz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww thats so wrong but funny lol big time!
2007-07-04 03:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by jocelyn p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
corny
2007-07-04 03:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-04 03:05:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... that was great! Thanks for making me laugh. :-)
2007-07-04 03:10:48 · answer #6 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-04 04:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by Xeon001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋