As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
2007-07-03 19:21:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*Heard it before !!!! But thanks for writing it out here for the others !!!!
Keep up the good work !!!
2007-07-03 19:25:44 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A boy bought three wants from a genie. When the genie requested for his first want, the boy stated "i desire to have a bath with my mommy!" So the genie granted his first want. In the bathe together with his mother, the little boy noticed anything and stated "Oh mommy appear at that bush down there!" After the bathe, the genie requested the boy for his 2d want. The boy wanted to have a bath together with his father now. During the bathe, the little boy as soon as once more noticed anything down there, nevertheless it used to be unique. Once once more the boy requested "Daddy, whats that fats snake doing down there?" Finally, for his third and last want, the boy wanted to have a bath with each his mom and his father. The little boy all of the sudden screamed out "Look mommy, daddy!!! The snake goes within the bush!!" Do you get it ;D Don't question me why the boy requested to have a bath... its beautiful bizarre to me too LOL
2016-09-05 14:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by bricknell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious.... was not expecting that..... 10/10 and i wish i could give u more than one star but i cant so here is one anyway......... you should become a stand up comedian
2007-07-03 19:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it alot of times
2007-07-03 19:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by comfy c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must be the only one who hasn't heard this before.
I hope that it was as good for you as it was for me.
good one.
2007-07-03 20:28:06 · answer #5 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this joke when i was 9rs old. n now i am 26. same ole joke.
2007-07-03 19:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by Nalzzz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard that alot.
but it's still funny. sorta?
2007-07-03 19:27:07 · answer #7 · answered by celinee. <333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
already been told
2007-07-03 19:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by stupidotherguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it. but good.
2007-07-03 19:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by hooah89d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-07-03 19:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by Dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋