but i gotta tell it cause im bord
Warning: you may be offended. if you are, im sorry.
a young man comes across a girl at a beach who had no arms and no legs. she looks deppressed and the man asks what is wront. she sniffles and says i have never been given a hug from a man. so the young man hugs her. but still she is sad. so he asks what is wrong. she replies i have never been kissed by a man before. so he leans over and kisses her on the cheek. and still she is sad. so he says what is wrong. she replies i have never been screwed my a man before. so he picks her up and throws her in the ocean. and replies.
" You're screwed now!!!"
2007-07-03
19:20:03
·
11 answers
·
asked by
hooah89d
4
in
Entertainment & Music
➔ Jokes & Riddles