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but i gotta tell it cause im bord

Warning: you may be offended. if you are, im sorry.

a young man comes across a girl at a beach who had no arms and no legs. she looks deppressed and the man asks what is wront. she sniffles and says i have never been given a hug from a man. so the young man hugs her. but still she is sad. so he asks what is wrong. she replies i have never been kissed by a man before. so he leans over and kisses her on the cheek. and still she is sad. so he says what is wrong. she replies i have never been screwed my a man before. so he picks her up and throws her in the ocean. and replies.

" You're screwed now!!!"

2007-07-03 19:20:03 · 11 answers · asked by hooah89d 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

You wretched evil bastard How dare you ?

I'm just kidding, pretty funny !

2007-07-03 19:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by Slick 5 · 0 0

Why did you throw such a H"armless" person away. Don't you know she wouldn't argue with you because she didn't have a leg to stand on.

2007-07-03 20:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0 0

sad but funny lol

2007-07-03 19:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by stupidotherguy 2 · 0 0

i heard that a long time ago, but its still funny now

2007-07-03 20:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by @m@nd@ 4 · 0 0

LOL...that is terrible! But really funny :]

2007-07-03 19:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by Lindzey 2 · 0 0

lol thats awful but great

2007-07-03 19:53:47 · answer #6 · answered by D 2 · 0 0

nice one.... i dont get offended by thsi stupid thing it is okay love it because it is funny

2007-07-03 19:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by happypeach28 2 · 0 0

lol thats one of my hubby's favorite jokes!

2007-07-03 19:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by I~LOVE~BATMAN 3 · 0 0

hahahahahahahahaha I didn't hate it at all! So mean...but HILARIOUS! Good one.

2007-07-03 19:25:04 · answer #9 · answered by treehugger 4 · 0 1

LOL!!

2007-07-03 19:25:11 · answer #10 · answered by celinee. <333 2 · 0 1

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