Jane and Arlene
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
2007-07-03 19:07:02 · 19 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha!! that is so hilarious. literally rolling on the floor. I'll star!
2007-07-03 19:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by sportsfan89b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At first I thought you were talking about places in Texas. lol And the answer is NO. I can only drink certain types of water. I gag on the others. My fav is Deju Blue
2016-05-17 22:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/10, sorry. You are interested to read till the end only to be disappointed.
2007-07-04 03:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by swd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFL! I've never heard that one before, that's funny! Star for you!
2007-07-03 19:09:25 · answer #4 · answered by sandygyrl13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHHAHAH!
eew... just picture this: an old lady and a camel(not cigarette)... eep!
2007-07-03 19:12:14 · answer #5 · answered by hsfootballchikk 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! Oh my, that is so funny! One question though....she can't be a virgin at 80, right?
:)
2007-07-03 19:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha hilarious. You made me go haha.
2007-07-03 19:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by treehugger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! You made my day.
2007-07-03 19:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats relli funny
2007-07-03 19:16:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one never heard it before
2007-07-03 20:39:04 · answer #10 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋