A very handsome and confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...
The woman noticed and said " Is your date running late"
No! he replies, I've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"
The woman asks "Why is the watch so special"?
"It uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me" says the man.
"We'll whats it telling you now? she asks
"Well its says your wearing no panties? the man replied.
The woman giggles and say" It must be broken as I am wearing panties?
The man tap's the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......"
2007-07-03 18:45:10 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha tis very funny. Star for you!
2007-07-03 18:48:30 · answer #1 · answered by treehugger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now let me decipher this, hmm, new watch, talks to me, err, OK. no panties, might catch a cold though. Hour fast, yes this can happen. Oh, i get it!!!, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . sorry it is funny, just me running an hour to SLOW.
2007-07-03 21:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha star 4 u
2007-07-03 21:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy! You just made me spit coffee on my desk.
And I used to make a living at writing that stuff. Good show mate
2007-07-04 00:45:30 · answer #4 · answered by ya-who 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, oh brother! Hahaha! (yes, you made me smile and I needed it!) You also got a star from moi.
2007-07-03 18:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha funny
2007-07-03 19:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by stupidotherguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao that was a great joke!! like that one a lot better then the ohter one i read. ty and star for u!!
2007-07-03 19:16:14 · answer #7 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very nice you got a star from me =)
2007-07-03 18:49:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before, but I still like it.
Good one.
2007-07-03 18:49:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant understand
ha now i understand .so after one hour she might
be having......
that's good here is a star
2007-07-03 19:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by zenthil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋