CLASS TIME
The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more.... follow the lesson.
Students: Good morning, teacher.
Teacher : (shouting) Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and night?
Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher!
Teacher : That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.
Students: Best regards teacher!
Teacher : That's better, sit down! Listen today I,m going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand?
Students: Understood teacher!
Teacher : I do not want any disturbance!
Students: (silence)
Teacher : Clever!
Students: Stupid!
Teacher : High!
Students: Low!
Teacher : Popular!
Students: Calafare!
Teacher : Wrong!
Students: Correct!
Teacher : Stupid!
Students: Clever!
Teacher : No!
Students: Yes!
Teacher : Oh God!
Students: Oh Slave!
Teacher : Listen to this!
Students: Listen to that!
Teacher : Quiet!
Students: Noisy!
Teacher : That's not a question, stupid!
Students: This is an answer, clever!
Teacher : I'm dead!
Students: We're alive!
Teacher : I'm lazy to teach!
Students: We are hardworking to learn!
Teacher : Enough! Enough!
Students: More! More!
Teacher : Stop! Stop!
Students: Start! Start!
Teacher : Why are you people so stupid?!
Students: Because I am someone clever!
Teacher : Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough!
Teacher : O.K. Lesson has ended!
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!
Teacher : Enough, stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!
Teacher : Stand up!
Students: Sit down!
Teacher : I said CALAFARE was wrong!
Students: We said POPULAR was correct!
Teacher : You people are dumb!
Students: We are gifted!
Teacher : All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students: Released tonight!
Teacher : (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)
2007-07-03 18:42:23 · 10 answers · asked by mighty spy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my goodness that is soooooooo nice,clever and good i like it...Very good star for you.:;
2007-07-03 19:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honestly I do think that we are attracted to our opposite signs because I remember being in class with this boy and I thought he was smokin' and he was a libra, then I figured out what kinda guy he was but then he started liking me and we went out for like 2 days but I broke it off cause I didn't really want him, It wasn't too much of a train wreck or greatness, it never went anywhere cause I didn't allow it to. I'm Aries Sun, and he was a Libra Sun.
2016-05-17 22:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the teachers didnt kick the unholy not crap thing into the student.
this unjoke was not so uncool.
2007-07-03 18:54:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! Poor teacher! this must be the smartest class I have ever heard of.
:)
2007-07-03 18:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by Kay 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was sooooooooooo funny. A star for you!
2007-07-03 19:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by Sara<3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A long one, let me read...
Edit: Wow, long and nice. I love it, star for you pal!
2007-07-04 01:51:40 · answer #6 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl thats hilarious good joke!
2007-07-03 18:57:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you make me go haha
star for you!
one question though...what's calafare?
2007-07-03 18:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by treehugger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely amazing!
2007-07-03 21:28:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ms Medieval 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh ok?
2007-07-03 18:46:40 · answer #10 · answered by hooah89d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋