2007-07-03 16:44:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Knock on my door and I will tell you the "good news" of Wicca!!! LOL
2007-07-03 16:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by Native Spirit 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Local,
Generally, the weekdays in the evening are the best times to catch people at home. If they have children then make sure that you go earlier so they will not be at the ballpark. You might spend some time at the ballpark and attempt to speak with them there too. I don't know how successful you will be but you can give it a try. I am a Christian and I would be glad to sit and study with you as long as we both got to talk and discuss the matter. Have a wonderful week.
Thanks,
Eds
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2007-07-03 23:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by Eds 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm not really a morning person, so afternoons would be best for me. And not on week-ends, I doubt if you'd catch me at home. Mondays and Fridays aren't good either. Guess that leaves Tues., Wed., or Thurs. afternoons. I'll bake a huckleberry cobbler and make a pitcher of iced tea. It should be an interesting conversation/debate.
2007-07-03 23:59:47 · answer #3 · answered by beano™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i remember watching a atheist movie producer that got so pissed of mormon for knocking his door every sat morning to spread the "good News" that he fly to USA to knock on the door of the mormons' door and preach atheism. wahahaha
i was laughing until i going to roll on the floor
2007-07-03 23:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by shadower 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you want to tell me the good news about athiesm-well i guess your a comic. lets see what could u tell me-"I am an athiest, i believe there is no God-yet i have never entered the spiritual realm, nor have i been everywhere at one time in the physical realm to be sure there is no God.
I have never died so i dont know if there is a hell of torment forever for rejecting Jesus-who many of us athiests claim never even existed-which is about as believeable considering the proof of history and even are ad calendar.
I believe the world came by accident with age and more was added on with age so it was created without a creator and more created with time without a creator from nothing because before its creation it didnt exist or it wouldnt have a date of age.
i believe that the first life, came by accident -molecules came together by accident and formed a perfect dna with millions of parts perfectly together, the cell walls were formed on this ameoba and a digestive system all by accident and without a fairy or angel it became alive by accident, and
and then a billion perfect accidents later it turned into a human being all with perfect blueprints to only make that specific species in kind.
actually you are good news maybe the best comedian that ever lived!
do you have any more jokes to share? what has your non god done for you? He has healed me, saved me, become my best friend, promises me heaven! what does your good news have to offer???
John 3:16 " For God so loved the world, he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life."
what could your good news be "For no God exists so your not loved unconditionally, he didnt give anything for you, and we dont know if there is a hell or any place of heavens everlasting life-till we die! is that your good news???
2007-07-04 00:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
About the same time that a member of my church comes knocking on your door. Which means never, because we don't do that.
2007-07-03 23:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by solarius 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do u want to commit the same mistake which is done by many.
Good news or God news spreads by will of God not by will of man.
2007-07-04 00:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by M.L.M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Climb back down the ego ladder there, chief. Just because you're insecure with your beliefs and who you are, because having to elevate yourself above another group because your narrow mind and superiority complex won't allow you to accept that just because you believe something, doesn't make it right or "true".
I believe Batman lives in my closet and I'll tell you, I just checked - he's not there. I believe it though, so it must be the truth.
You put a bad name on Atheists. Intolerance... -shakes head-
2007-07-03 23:54:18 · answer #8 · answered by Alley S. 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When I knock on my door to tell you the good news about existential nihilism...
Oh, wait.
2007-07-03 23:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by Moodrets 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anytime after 8am.
2007-07-04 00:01:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋