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According to Jesus, you will be generic like the angels. In the resurrection you will have had a masectomy and vaginectomy.

According to Joseph Smith, you will be squeezing out babies for the endless ages of eternity--you might consider hell a better option.

How is one saved? A Bible code sets the record straight: http://abiblecode.tripod.com

Thus said Buritto, my donkey.

Balaam

2007-07-03 15:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

May I suggest what all the Angels are wearing? Victoria Secrets Push up Bra, it works wonders for me!! Also, shaving is out! Waxing is in!! It leaves such a wonderful shine!

2007-07-03 22:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by ↓ѕіѕтεяматуןdа↓ 2 · 1 0

No. In heaven we will look perfect. I believe we will look like ourselves, only better. Also, I believe in Heaven we'll embrace a much broader idea of beauty than Madison Avenue does. (No one will be trying to sell unneeded products in heaven!) Also, people won't be so obsessed about looks.

2007-07-03 22:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 2 0

Listen to me Girlfriend,
If i had to wear a bra and shave in heaven, it wouldnt be heaven.

2007-07-03 22:22:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

In heaven you will have a new body.You wouldnt even worry about manipulating guys with your body.It is love in heaven not lust.

2007-07-03 22:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by lightangellion 3 · 1 0

With an attitude like that, I just can't see you in Heaven. Are you so out of touch with yourself and intimidated by God that you feel the need to mock Him?

2007-07-03 22:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by Amanda L 3 · 1 3

I think we'll all be too busy praising God for His awesome mercy to worry about it.

2007-07-03 22:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by Rebecca 7 · 1 0

actually in heaven our boobs will naturally be perky regardless of how many children we've had and body hair won't exist. neat, huh?

2007-07-03 22:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by KellyKapowski 3 · 2 0

Woo hoo! 2 more free points! You make it sooo easy.

2007-07-03 22:21:28 · answer #9 · answered by Y!A P0int5 Wh0r3 5 · 1 2

only if you're a girl.

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2007-07-03 22:23:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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