Where would you send me?

Question

If I were going to die today, and you had to choose whether I went to Heaven or Hell, where would you send me?

Answer 1

Heaven; I believe that what really matters is what you do with your life based on what you were given. It takes a lot, as far as I'm concerned, to be considered a bad person.

If I were the Christian God... sorry, but I'd definitely be sending you to Hell. But I wouldn't worry about that because EVERYTHING can't depend upon belief in a God that is inconceivable to you. It wouldn't be fair. Of course, people are going to say, "Life's not fair," to which I would reply, "Yes, but shouldn't it be made fair when it is reasonably within measure to make it fair?"

Answer 2

I think you have to take the escalator to St. Peter, see if your name is in "the book". If not you have to walk all the way around to the "down"escalator (which I hear can be busy, crowded and a much longer ride than trying to get out of the Tube in London). If it's a go, you do the "secret" handshake (you know the one where you high 5 backwards, forwards, do a spin and wiggle your fingers)....Then you push the secret cloud and the "pearly gates" magically open (kind of like a Harry Potter book). If it's a Maybe....Then you get to take the "express" escalator down to the 5th floor and hang out for a while....But don't worry, I heard they serve wine and cheese there and the trifle is excellent! Of course if you go to hell you'll have your pick of Bombay Sapphire and Grey Goose. Heaven is just red wine (I think Gallo).....

So what's your favorite beverage? That's where I'd send ya!

Answer 3

I'm not qualified to make the roster up for Heaven or Hell. But I don't have much brimfire in me... I'd want to send you for a wing fitting up high, rather than a pitchfork ensemble down there.

Answer 4

London

Answer 5

For me to answer this question would mean that I am wasting your life. Since I am not God, I cannot answer this question for you. I do sincerely hope that you go to Heaven. I cannot do this for you, but you can find the answer to the question from God's own words. So here it goes:
God loves you and has a great plan for your life! He created you for a purpose: to have a personal relationship with Him (Genesis 1:27). He wants you to experience a full and abudant life- right here on earth. Jesus said: "My purpose is to give life in all its fullness" John 10:10. YOU MAY ASK: THEN WHY DON'T MORE PEOPLE EXPERIENCE THIS FULL LIFE? Because of sin in your life, you are separated from God. We are all sinners (Romans 3:23). The price for sin is death...eternal separation (Romans 6:23). "Your sins have cut you off from God" Isaiah 59:2. BUT THERE IS HOPE!... The price is already PAID! God showed His great love for us by sending Christ to die for us while we were still sinners (Romans 5:8). IT'S FREE! Eternal Salvation is a free gift (Ephisians 2:8-9). You can't be saved by: good works, Bible knowledge, morality, religion. You can't earn your way to heaven. THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY... JESUS is the answer!...the only answer..."I am the way, the truth, and the life, no one comes to the father but by me" John 14:6. IT'S YOUR CHOICE. You must decide for yourself if you are willing to turn from your sins and ask Jesus into your heart (Romans 10:9, John 1:12). NOT TO DECIDE IS TO DECIDE! Prayer: Jesus, I ask you into my heart to be my Savior and Lord, forgive my sins, and give me the gift of eternal life. Once you ask Jesus into your life you can know that you have eternal life (1 John 5:11-12, John 10:28-29). It is important that you: get involved in a local church, get help from an older believer, spend daily time in prayer and Bible reading, share with others what Jesus has done for you. I will pray for you! Love in Christ, Jaime

Answer 6

Heaven is where I would send you. If you played your cards right.

Answer 7

Heaven, of course.

Answer 8

To Heaven, because I think this is where God wants us all to be. However, it's not my choice. Only God can make this decission. Trust in him. He knows best. You will go wherever he thinks you should.

Answer 9

Valhalla!

Shockingly enough though I don't think your the type that would like fighting for all eternity, so maybe something more mellow... Elysian Fields? Hear its pretty nice this time around.

Answer 10

Of course I'd pick Heaven, however I am not in charge of those decisions... if you want to ensure your place there... well I am sure you have seen how to... Confess that Jesus is Lord, and Believe in your heart...