Can you answer this riddle?

Question

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,
But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,
Can you guess the riddle?
AND TRUST ME;
IT WAS THE MOST SIMPLEST THING YOU WOULDNT HAVE GUESSED

Answer 1

Time?
-Young polar bears turn white
-As time passes you look back on the past and miss the good ol' days
-When you drink, after time you gotta pee
-After time, girls have to comb their hair because it gets tangled
-Celebrities who stay out too late make fools of themselves
-Eventually we all look like really old people
-Pancakes burn when left on too long
-It takes time to make champagne or wine
-If you try to squeeze too much time out of a small amount, you will lose it
-If you imagine time, and the vast amount of how much has passed, it is not comprehendable.

However, the simplest thing I wouldn't have guessed would probably be "No". Because young kids will just say no to the question. However, I think time can work if you stretch it.

Answer 2

The answer is "No I can't". No riddle ends with the question "Can you answer this riddle?", so it's obvioulsy a trick. If it's asking you if you can answer it the question is no, because there is not one actual answer for everything. The reason why kindergarteners woul get it right is because once you read them the last line of the riddle ("Can you answer this riddle?") they would tell you "no". Whereas, a Harvard graduate wouldn't even realize it & would spend hours trying to come up with an answer, when the riddle pretty much answers itself.

Answer 3

The answer is "No"
84% of kindergarden students get the answer right because they say "No".
97% of Harvard graduates can't figure it out because they overanswer it by trying to say it's pressure, time, or anything else they can image. They put too much thinking into it when the correct answer is simpliy "No, I can't guess the riddle"

Answer 4

I seriously doubt there's an answer to this riddle. I think it's just to see how much time people will waste looking for an answer or the measure persistence.

Answer 5

NO. That's my stupid 14 year old answer. I can't solve your riddle. I'll go ask my kindergarteners I teach swim to...

Answer 6

Air, Sun or Water one of the three!

Answer 7

The answer is "No, I can't guess the riddle."
:)

Answer 8

I have no idea Its really hard But i'm gonna just guess water...???

Answer 9

is the answer no coz the question is can you answer this riddle

Answer 10

Heat...? I think i am too smart to answer this question which makes me kinda stupid...