Answer: Single women come home,see what's in the fridge and go to bed.Married women come home,see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.........sorry guys ,just a joke.........
2007-07-03 13:50:05 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GUD ONE STACY C
BUT I HAVE TO DISAGREE, MY MOMS QUITE NOT THAT HEAVY, AND SINGLES ARE THIN CUZ THEY WANNA BE SKINNY TO ATTRACT POTENTIAL FIANCEES
2007-07-10 11:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by R.AAA 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
thats an easy one, the husband of a married couple never tells his wife she's fat, it a simple cannot do.. well singles don't rely on anyone but themselves to judge their weight and they make more better judgement than a straight out "nope not fat, you'll never gain an inch by that eating rate, need me ill be in the kitchen porking down a whole turkey lol
2007-07-10 15:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by froodle04 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Married women feel they have achieved their life's goal i.e. the Wedding and after that they don't have to try any more and can let themselves go???? and the contents of the fridge is now their new focus - eating drinking and being merry???
2016-04-01 06:28:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do men go to bars? The married ones to forget about their wives, the single ones to find one.
2007-07-11 11:18:10 · answer #4 · answered by hans t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, i am married and weigh 98 pounds... so i guess what is in the bed is still more tempting than what is in the fridge! LOL.
2007-07-03 14:01:53 · answer #5 · answered by AmyBlue77 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Boy I realized that just a few months after married,lol-OOPS just kidding honey.
2007-07-10 02:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by mystic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband stresses me out so chocolate makes it better!! I'm not really heavy but I don't have any bones showing either!!
2007-07-11 10:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by cherrie022 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Husband asks his wife..what have you been doing with all that grocery money i give you?..Wife says, turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2007-07-10 09:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2007-07-09 15:24:15 · answer #9 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up!!
2007-07-11 05:22:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't mind. Same thing happened to me when I looked at myself in the mirror.
2007-07-09 12:08:18 · answer #11 · answered by Ryan H 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋