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Religious Death Match, round 1

Who will give the KO first?

2007-07-03 13:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 3 1

Well, I've had JW's knock on my door, and we had a very pleasant conversation. I learned a lot about their faith and took several pamphlets describing some of their beliefs. But I've also been on the other side, knocking on other peoples' doors as a Mormon missionary...and I have to say that non-religious people are BY FAR the rudest folks I ever ran into. Religious people would usually at least speak politely to me and maybe even offer me water or something.

2016-04-01 06:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Given a showdown between the two?

I'm a staunch defender of the missionary's position...

...as long as there aren't any Witnesses.

2007-07-03 13:37:21 · answer #3 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 6 1

Probably something not unlike fission.

I'm reminded of this: Two missionaries walked into a bar. You'd think at least one would have ducked.

2007-07-03 15:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dances with Poultry 5 · 1 1

The Mormon gets schooled.
Whenever they knock at my door, I think they came once, I asked them about the many questions I have regarding their religion, and they kind of got flustered. Although I am not a JW, I do agree with a lot of their Bible info.

Oh c'mon people, let's leave the thumbs down alone, I respect all of your opinions, and my answer was honest and fair to the context of the question...

2007-07-03 13:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0 4

World Wide Fundamentalist Wrestling! A life after death match for all of our souls! LETS GET READY TO HUMBLE!!!

2007-07-03 13:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by Oswald F 3 · 0 2

It would rip a hole in the Reality/Unreality continuum... it could lead to the end of the world... or a really funny dialog!!

2007-07-03 13:39:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

guess what? I had that happen to me and my husband. my husband spoke to them and we both where nice to each other. we each told each other to have a nice day and they left. we don't argue with each other or get rude with each other, like when we go to your homes.

2007-07-03 13:40:46 · answer #8 · answered by lover of Jehovah and Jesus 7 · 3 0

I've heard of deaths ensuing

2007-07-03 13:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

They give each other a high five!

In Christ
Fr. Joseph

2007-07-03 13:37:44 · answer #10 · answered by cristoiglesia 7 · 3 2

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