Three strings were standing outside of a bar. On the door the sign said, "NO STRINGS ALLOWED". The first string goes in, orders a beer, and the bartender said, "can't you read? No strings allowed!" So the second string trys, and the bartender repeated, "I just told your friend, NO STRINGS ALLOWED! NOW GET OUT!"
So the third string rubbed his hands through his hair real fast, tied himself into a knot, and goes in and orders a beer.
after bringing the beer the bartender winces one eye and tilts his head. "Hey. Are you a string?"
The string replied, "no, I'm afraid not".
2007-07-03 13:26:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHH i have heard this joke before
and i just laugh histerically everytime
its just soo funny
hahaha
2007-07-03 13:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Lindsay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm a Frayed Knot.
2007-07-03 13:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 8/10!
2007-07-03 13:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was knot a string!
2007-07-03 13:30:09 · answer #4 · answered by armaanthedragon 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
no, im a freight knot
2007-07-03 13:29:35 · answer #5 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Not.
Not.
Not.
NOT! I loved it! Mahalo.
PEACE
2007-07-03 13:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by hgckujhvjyrdnvjhtfhgchtfcjhgcvjg 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋