A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet other.Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,so they decides to feel each other.
The rabbit says,"You feel me first."The snake says okay,and he starts feeling the rabbit.
He says,"Well, you have fur all over,and a little cotton tail,and two long ears,and big back legs.
The rabbit says,"I know! i'm a rabbit!Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says,"Okay,you're long and thin and slimy all over,and there's a little forked tougue..."
The snake says,"Oh no!" I'm Lawyer."
2007-07-03 13:11:26 · 15 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAOSFHISMS Now that's a perfect description of a lawyer, bone crushing, fork tongued slimy B'stards
2007-07-03 15:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, but tell me how rabit came to know about a lawyer when, rabbit was blind too.
2016-05-17 21:12:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
Thanks, RR
2007-07-03 13:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant ha ha.!!!
10/10 Calamity.!!!
Funny.
2007-07-03 13:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 13:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
i think im a duck now
that one quacked me up
2007-07-03 16:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
): I'm going to be a lawyer.
2007-07-05 02:49:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA thats a good one
2007-07-03 13:23:19 · answer #8 · answered by Joe Reed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way funny!!(but not always true lol)
2007-07-03 13:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by Jenn N 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just ok
2007-07-03 13:21:39 · answer #10 · answered by Fusion 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋