My wife is missing
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
2007-07-03 12:25:59 · 28 answers · asked by I <3 Izzy. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........ very funny.
2007-07-03 12:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by Warum liebst du mich? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.........lol
Okay! Here's one for you, hope you like it.
Crying Husband
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A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied.
"And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison." Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?"
"I would have gotten out today."
2007-07-03 12:36:46 · answer #2 · answered by Naaz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yehhhh Rather Funny It waz great
2016-04-01 06:20:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 12:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very cute! I love that joke! Star from me to you!
~Candice~
2007-07-03 12:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by Candice 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats weirdddd
2007-07-03 12:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Haha.
2007-07-03 12:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by Moondog 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
HAHA. that's funny. the wife is jealous.
2007-07-03 12:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by whosit? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha thats pretty funny
2007-07-03 12:31:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jenny C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny!
2007-07-03 12:28:33 · answer #10 · answered by Heather A. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not funny!
2007-07-03 12:28:58 · answer #11 · answered by ALt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋