How do you get rid of annoying brothers that you hate extremely badly???

Question

plez say you no how to bcuz if you do i will love you

plez say you no how to.

Answer 1

Invite really big black guys over all the Time...they will leave you alone

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Answer 2

How old r u? If ur all still living at your parents, tuff kid, deal with it. They love you and if they are interfering with your life ( In my day we called it cramping our style) enjoy it while you have it. Once you leave home you will not have their protection. If your on your own, ask them to respect your choices, Thank them very kindly and let them know you are a grown woman now and need to take care of yourself. They will probably LTASO @ u, but if u stick to ur guns, they will get the message. However u can't use them as a connivance either. If u really want them out of ur business, then don't go running for help when u don't want to deal with some pleasantry. Have fun mostly and love each other whole heartily.

Answer 3

I got my brother to stop annoying me by being nice to him one time after he came in from ice skating. I offered to make him some hot chocolate and he accepted my offer. I took 5 or six exlax pills and crushed them into a fine powder between 2 spoons and put it in the hot chocolate. I found the biggest mug I could find (16 ounces or better is best because the more fluid he drinks the worse he is gonna cramp and poop!) and then I gave it to him. He drank some then asked what the powdery stuff was floating in his hot chocolate and I told him him that it was some of the hot chocolate mix that didn't disolve. He believed me and drank it all and went back for seconds. The next day....let's just say he was up bright and early and couldn't get out of the bathroom for hours!! He was in agony with the cramping. I told my mom what I had done and even she laughed but warned I coulda hurt him. He left me alone after that. He never knew what I'd do next time he ticked me off!!
Hope this helps!!!

Answer 4

I have the same problem but he is elder to me.. and it is very hard to stop his annoying habits to irritate me..... whenever I study something he tries to irritate me and says I would fail this year.. he tries to point out my faults and whenever there is a big fight he keeps on saying about the days in my life that were terrible.. he keeps on reminding my bad days or moments ,my losses , my embarrassing moments.... in short he tries to make me mentally ill. He cannot see my happiness...whenever I smile ..it doesn't last longer when he is around...he makes sure I don't smile again...! Tell me if you have such a brother.... I would have found it much better if I had a smaller brother whose taunts or fights don't even mean much.. they are just for fun and though I would get annoyed .. it won't be to that extent of seriousness that I have at this time dealing with my elder brother.. ! I would never want anyone especially a girl to have a brother like I do... never ever. I would be willing to help those who suffer like me... i get annoyed way too badly and it affects my studies... i always keep myself shut inside a door and cry out to let it all out... i try to make amends in myself... try to be good no matter what i hear... but it is hard.. very very hard for me.... I deal with this irritation almost everyday... ! All I can say now to comfort you with your brothers is that try avoiding big fights....accept it if u lose in a fight with them...it is way better than increasing the rage and never accepting ur faults and keep on fightin....dnt end up like me.

Answer 5

Well try killing them and hope your parents dont ask for them. Unfortunately you are stuck with them until they hit puberty and mature into their teens, when they get a life that is. HATE is a very strong word, so really think about what you are saying about them. B/c if tomorrow one of them were to get sick or die you would be hurting, eventhough you dont know or feel it at this time. Annoying is what lil brothers do best and a way to get your attention. You would be surprised that they do in fact look up to you and care about you,as much as they annoy you. So measure your words and grind your teeth b/c like I said you are stuck there until 18 that is. And let me tell you about the concept of "brotherly love". As much as you hate them and want to get rid of them, you still get over stuff and talk to them again right? That my friend is brotherly love. So work with what you got b/c this are memories in the making that you can reminisce when you are older for all the things they do. So we dont show our family members how much we love them,but rather tend to show them how much we hate them, which is much easier right? So deep inside,and you feel it subconsciously,you love them brats:}

Answer 6

i honestly have to say that you cant get rid of your annoying brother. its kind of like a phase that everyone usually goes thru where they all get annoyed of each other. i have that too with my sisters until i moved away from them and now we dont even fight and when we do get to see each other we get along just fine. but you should tell your brother how you feel about him and to leave you alone for a while. but you can always do a friendly prank to him. ;D but family is family and you know that they are going to be there for you no matter what.

Answer 7

Do not hate anybody. Your Brothers annoy you because you let them. It is in their genes. If you are the only girl, and they are older, they find it is their job to watch out for you. If you bring a boy home, they are gonna grill him. It is because they love you. Tell them how you feel. Ask to sit down and talk to them. But do not hate them you may really need them one day in your life.

Answer 8

I had two older brothers who were bigger than me and very, very annoying. I used a campaign of fear and harassment (terrorism) to fight them to a stand still and get them to the point where they decided that the smartest thing to do would be to leave me alone and give me wide berth.
Now I can't say how to do this...other than that you have to use your mind and be very clever. And remember;

Never leave evidence of the *crime*.
Blackmail is a very effective tool.
Plausible deniability is always an appropriate stance when faced with accusations of guilt.
A hostage (toy?) is always a useful thing in a negotiation.

Good luck and good hunting!

Answer 9

Are your brothers older or younger? Younger ones can be sent off to camp (tell your parents they are just dying to go!). Older ones are trickier. Do something really bad and then blame it on them! Jail time, Yay!

Answer 10

you can't get rid of your brothers I know I have 3 of them, I am going to repeat something to you that my grandmother told me, when all is said and done all you will have is your family for better or worse blood is blood no matter how annoying they are they were given to you for a reason so learn to love them.

Answer 11

be honest with your brother in a respectful manner but don't hate him just tell him how or whats he's doing to make you feel in certain ways, just be straight with him and let him know what you don't like or where you stand.