Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Little Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
"No".
Little Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
"I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
"No."
"Do you know what I think?"
"Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
"No."
"Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
"Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue. "
2007-07-03 11:53:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol- best joke all day!
2007-07-03 12:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by abbyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 18:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That reminds me of something that happened to me in 'Nam... but I don't wanna talk about it.
2007-07-03 18:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by Spicy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
sucks to be them
2007-07-03 18:58:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋