A very keen golfer was in the clubhouse when the local priest called in, 'Father,' said the man, 'do they play golf in heaven?'
'I don't know, my son,' said the priest, 'but I will ask God for you.'
A week later the man was in the clubhouse once more when again the priest called in. 'Well?' Said the man.
'Well,' said the priest, 'I have some good news for you and some bad news. The good news is, yes they do play golf in heaven.'
'And the bad news?' the man asked.
'You're teeing off in a four ball next Saturday.'
2007-07-03 11:26:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fcuking Comical..
2007-07-03 11:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 11:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the slow people... it means the person who asked God, is going to die soon.
2007-07-03 11:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥904SOUTH♥♥ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before but it was about two brothers who loved baseball.
2007-07-03 11:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by PatBack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, it is an old joke, but funny =D
2007-07-03 11:44:21 · answer #5 · answered by Maru V 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.!!!
Funny so 9/10.!!!
2007-07-03 13:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best.
2007-07-03 12:20:43 · answer #7 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, very funny, classic
2007-07-03 12:02:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah it is funny
2007-07-03 16:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by Chocolate Bunny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I DONT GET IT
2007-07-03 11:29:40 · answer #10 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋