A woman finally gets the courage to tell her father she's a lesbian. The father doesn't get mad, but wipes a tear from his eye. "It's a bit of a shock, but I'm OK with it" he says, "Why are you crying Dad?" "Well I was just thinking about what I won't be able to do, Walk you down the aisle on your wedding day, babysit the grandkids, you know..?" A few hours later the woman walks in and sees her Dad watching a football game and drinking a beer, and notices her vibrator propped up on a chair with a beer next to it" A little embarassed she asks her father what's going on. "Damn it can't I at least have a beer with my new son-in-law?"
2007-07-03 11:15:23 · 20 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have heard this one before,but it alway's crack's me up!!! I'll have to remember it so I can go home and tell it to my girlfriend.
P.S. Lesbians are the shiznit.
2007-07-03 11:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by sexygal8321 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not quite:
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.
When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."
2007-07-03 11:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fcuking Comical..
2007-07-03 11:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Ouch! 10!
2007-07-03 11:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I didn't understand it, but I think that's best because Im pretty sure it's making fun of homosexuals and ill probably want to rip your head off if I do understand it.
2007-07-03 11:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
funny.
How do 2 lesbians build a house.
With no studs,it's all tounge and groove.
2007-07-03 11:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee
2007-07-03 11:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm not too sure what to think of that
2007-07-03 11:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome. Loved it!!!
2007-07-03 11:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by jrodr2001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this was like the best ever
2007-07-03 11:20:38 · answer #10 · answered by PRECIANA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋