An old lady gets on an elevator with two women who are wearing so much perfume it makes the poor old lady's eyes water. "What is that scent you're wearing?" the old lady asks the brunette. "Oh this is Secret Rendezvous! One hundred dollars an ounce at Macy's!", she asks the blonde "And what is it you are wearing?" "Oh, it's Fantasy Encounter, TWO Hundred dollars an ounce at Bloomingdales!", Just before the old lady steps off the elevator she rips a huge fart, "That's cabbage 59 cents a pound at Safeway!" Enjoy!"
2007-07-03 10:54:51 · 7 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cabbage farts make me hungry!!!! :)
2007-07-03 11:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by jrodr2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol thats a good 1 i'll give u 4stars 4 that
2007-07-03 18:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by super mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice thats great of that old lady I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN HER
2007-07-03 17:59:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 18:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it ha ha ha!
2007-07-03 18:24:19 · answer #5 · answered by JoUrNeE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was gross! Funny, but gross!!
2007-07-03 18:10:45 · answer #6 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS GREAT!!!!! Iâ¥IT!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-03 18:05:41 · answer #7 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋