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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his marriage and his reputation, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the child was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today". "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, and Spaghetti. Two with meatballs and one without! Request bread..."
2007-07-03 10:37:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow, that was funny! I'd like to tell it to my friends, but I may have forgotten it by the time I next see them...
2007-07-03 11:13:14 · answer #1 · answered by Grace L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,Star..
2007-07-03 18:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 17:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Here's a star!*
2007-07-03 17:40:59 · answer #4 · answered by M&M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol- 3 kids
2 boy(meatballs)
1 without (girl)
and some money( requested as bread)
2007-07-03 17:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by John 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
HAHaHa good one! You made the milk come out my nose.
2007-07-03 17:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one u get a star!
2007-07-03 17:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by Meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not hoppin on the band wagon of your lame pathetic little joke. i dont know what old lady told you that joke but i hope i never here from you again.
2007-07-03 20:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was really funny!!!LOL!!!
2007-07-03 18:19:17 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh thats funny!!!! :D
2007-07-03 17:43:34 · answer #10 · answered by #10♥Eli Manning....my hero☺ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋