There were three men that were about to be shot by a navy captain and some of his crew. They got their guns ready to shoot the first man. " Ready,Aim," the captain said, aiming his gun at the man against the wall. " Flood!" the first man interrupted,lying. The Captain and crew dropped their guns and looked to where he was pointin, while the man ran away.
They got ready to shoot the second man,and again the captain was interrupted. "tornado!" The second man yelled,lying. Again, the captain and crew dropped their guns and looked to where he was pointing, while the second man ran away.
Now the third man was ready to go, because he had learned from the two before him. The captain and crew got ready to shoot him, and again the captain was interrupted. "Fire!!" Yelled the third man, also lying. That was the last word he ever said before they shot him.
2007-07-03 10:25:17 · 11 answers · asked by Draco Malfoy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha! That's a funny one! 10/10! Happy 4th of July!
2007-07-03 11:04:55 · answer #1 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-08 02:03:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-07-03 11:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 10:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's another version of a blond joke
2007-07-03 10:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow that was really funny!Probably will give you a star.
2007-07-03 10:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by MAVSFANATIC41 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha thats funny
2007-07-03 10:33:40 · answer #7 · answered by Meg 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ahh thats good. star for you
2007-07-03 10:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by #10♥Eli Manning....my hero☺ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny!
2007-07-03 10:34:53 · answer #9 · answered by thejelliesfamily 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its ok i guess
2007-07-03 10:39:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋