Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you two off.”
Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.
“I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever,” the first man says.
“That’s great,” the judge replies. “What did you tell them?”
“I drew two circles; one big, one small. I told them the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs.”
The other defendant says, “I got 100 people to give up drugs!”
“One hundred! How?” asks the judge.
“Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, ‘This is your a**hole before prison…’”
2007-07-03 10:18:12 · 21 answers · asked by Chris 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!! THAS A GOOD ONE.
2007-07-03 10:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by LoLo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
good 1 that was funny
2007-07-03 18:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-03 17:25:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAOSFHISMS That must be how one becomes the a**hole of the universe
2007-07-03 18:59:56 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one Mata.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny ha ha ha.
2007-07-03 20:53:12 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-03 18:06:19 · answer #6 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheheh funny
2007-07-03 17:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by KC Longwel 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i would think...only guys would find this funny and i did!
2007-07-03 21:58:29 · answer #8 · answered by aznlakersmaniac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats funny..
2007-07-03 18:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahhahah ! great punch line !
2007-07-03 18:10:20 · answer #10 · answered by Jezabel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was fuuny.
2007-07-03 17:25:03 · answer #11 · answered by mrjts 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋