A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered.
" But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained.
"Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights,put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
" What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said, "What's for dinner?"
2007-07-03 10:13:54 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thumbs up !!! Maybe a night-lite in another room?
2007-07-03 10:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have one of those and don't matter how many times i wash and iron, the creases won't come out, pmsl another good one Have a star xxxxxxxx
2016-05-17 10:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ewww! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 10:18:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-03 11:15:09 · answer #4 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!
2007-07-03 10:21:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke, that's two tonight that have actually made me laugh!
2007-07-03 13:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhh what a burnn!!!
haha
funny joke
loved it
thumbs way up10/10
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2007-07-03 12:11:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Hey Americans! Our prayers are with you!!!
2007-07-03 10:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one Sylvia.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Wrinkles poor woman ha ha.!!!
2007-07-03 12:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where do you get these things?
Good one, Syl.
2007-07-03 16:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋