A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company. He thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone books from one of the "escort" services. He picked a number and dialed it.
A woman answered, "Hello?"
"Hi, I hear you do escorts and massages and I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give me a massage. And after that I want sex! In fact I want jungle sex . . . wild, crazy hanging-from-the-chandelier type sex! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it! Bring all kinds of sex toys too! I don't care what they are, you can use them on me! You can even tie me up and then cover me in whipped cream! Now how does that sound?" he asked.
The woman said, "Interesting sir, but for an outside line, you must press "9" first."
2007-07-03 10:13:50 · 12 answers · asked by mixeeplikstick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I would like to request all my friends at YA to join me in Wishing all our American friends a Very Enjoyable, Safe & Happy Independence Day on July 4th! May there be no untoward incidents!
Hey Americans! Our prayers are with you!!!
2007-07-03 10:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2017-01-21 00:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE!!!!
Perfect 10/10. Wish I could give you more, but 99999999/10 is an improper fraction. Sorry
2007-07-03 10:56:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-03 10:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG hahahahahahahahahahahaha How embarressing tee hee hee
2007-07-07 01:20:58 · answer #5 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10 star for you:)
2007-07-06 12:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahha i work at a hilton hotel were i live as a matter of fact im here now. at work. loll and boy would i die if i got one of those calls. just laugh my head off i would. thanks for the giggle. hagd!
2007-07-03 18:34:54 · answer #7 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that before here's a star
2007-07-03 12:49:20 · answer #8 · answered by jimbo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. It made me laugh.
2016-04-01 06:05:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol
2007-07-07 09:05:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋